hi.

I'm Sebastian,
a programmer living in Amsterdam, in the Netherlands,
where I work as a Software Engineer at Red Hat Inc..

I also write code for fun and tinker with electronics, music and other shananigans.

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Repeat after me: "Storypoints are not a unit of any measure"

The only thing you might be able to extrapolate from it is how someone felt the day they set the "Storypoints"

My favourite memory with it is from when I was 19-ish working a freelance job in Viennas 1st district and I blasted it out the office window at 3 or 4 in the morning, while finishing up some things.

When I see the same bros in the "OpenClaw" hype that i've seen at bullshit startup and crypto events in Vienna, I already know where this shit is going...

Now, when I look at how companies trying to introduce "Agile" they try to use one standard template that everyone needs to adhere to.

And that doesn’t work.
…and it’s not Agile. It’s very stiff.